Since when is chicken Vegetarian Society approved? McDonald's UK

Oh no...I can't bear it. the warmth and dignity with which they say goodbye to us and we in turn wave pathetic little flags. I am so deeply deeply sad and feel closer to the EU now than I ever have.

Totally playing bobby carrot :)

Why do people watch this shit #imaceleb

The walking dead; my favourite TV show <3

I wanna be a zombie but a vegetarian one, that doesn't kill people!

The world won't end in 2012, because my yogurt expires in 2013.

You know something's not right when you get warmer water out of the cold tap!!

Password Strength 101 - xkcd.com/936/

I got 15,566,625 points while escaping from demon monkeys in Temple Run. Beat that! bit.ly/TempleRunGame

Just saw the same thing!! “@wifeinspace: Something just blew up in the air above us. Could be a meteor or a UFO or f**k knows what."

RT NPSphoto: Just seen a meteor break up over Preston! #< Really clear video of the #meteor yfrog.us/07l5tkggpuvolu…

Finally made the switch to android from iOS, love it so far!

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Every pair of eyes I wore after I gauged them out with them garden shears Afiya Durham Mike Mekash

When there are so many things wrong with someone but they just don't even bother you because they make you happy. Ugh!! I hate emotions

Get the bitch out #maypoll