I’m trying to cut plastics out of my life but autoerotic asphyxiation just isn’t the same with a linen tote bag.

The indomitable Miriam Margolyes OBE has a message in support of the Jewish Council! She calls for all of us Jews to “shout, beg, scream for a ceasefire”

Well, at we least we know whose fault this is

I didn’t mean to sneeze so hard. Sorry, everyone!

Just clocking out from the nuclear waste factory and boy are my arms fourteen legs.

Look, man, I don’t want to argue. I don’t have a dog in this fight. Mine’s up next.

Hi! I never post on here because it feels like scrawling on a bathroom wall in Chernobyl but I'm doing the AIDS Walk New York for the 6th-ish time in the last decade. PLEASE consider donating here: gmhc.aidswalkny.org/fundraiser/535… well shit, the warden said times up so I gotta skedaddle.

1-800-CARCOSA-4-KIDS

Nancy Mace is not doing the South any favors.

I love to set a house on fire and then yell, “Not that room!”

I love to set a house on fire and then yell, “Not that room!”

Just clocking out from the nuclear waste factory and boy are my arms fourteen legs.

the mona lisa isn’t art. andy warhol’s soup cans aren’t art. art, is a mural of a naked baby with a top hat, a bouquet of flowers and a baby-sized cane blowing into the word baby(?) for reasons i don’t need to know

sam bankman-fried convincing his cellmate that the virtual cigarettes he’s bought are more valuable than real cigarettes could ever be

using AI to innovate drunk driving

how the fuck did Suge Knight end up going to jail? cops come to arrest you? dangle them over a balcony. judge serves a warrant for you? dangle them over a balcony. contractors ask to be paid? dangle them over the balcony they’re building on your balcony.

gwyneth paltrow undergoing surgery to have her heart replaced with a tiny glass bird that’s powered by an even tinier, glassier bird

Shameful.
Disgusting.
Cowardly.
Complicit.