Johnson chooses to arrive Gangnam Style at #G7Biarritz

The fact that #StopTheCoop and #stopthecoupe have been trending for the past 24 hours is an incredibly powerful argument in favour of why we still need the 'do not eat' warnings on silica gel packets.

Lloyds bank. How hard can it be to set up an account? Can't do it on line 3rd question says something has gone wrong at our end. Phone calls get cut off 10 times , local branch couldn't help or direct to a branch who could #lloyds . #lloydsbanking

Why is it I now find Larry the Cat the most reliable place for news?

Clearly the biggest issue for #GeneralElection19 discussion is whether I have to keep living with a dammed dog...

Meanwhile in downing st yesterday: was Larry the Cat digging a ditch ? Unnamed downing st sources refuse to comment on this or if a present was left in the ditch.

With all the birds I’ve been eating lately the last thing I need is a big fat chicken...

For those of you saddened by the exit poll, please consider that 5 years is my remaining life expectancy and I have to live with him...

An election of ironies: - Momentum didn’t have any - “One Nation” Conservatives endanger the Union - Remain parties got largest increase in a vote that delights Leavers - A promise to get Brexit done that means it’s only just getting started...

@Cat_Weasel Beansy Kitty tiddles FrufruB Juno🌈 AngelMidnight FrmrFeral Mrs C #sleepinforclover

@Cat_Weasel Mrs C Beansy Kitty Mona Wiggle Butt Juno🌈 AngelMidnight FrmrFeral FrufruB *shuffles paw* da bug is on that, I prefer cosy bed

@Cat_Weasel Mrs C Beansy Kitty Mona Wiggle Butt Juno🌈 AngelMidnight FrmrFeral FrufruB it's less ostentatious and cosier

@Cat_Weasel Beansy Kitty Mrs C Mona Wiggle Butt Juno🌈 AngelMidnight FrmrFeral FrufruB top Tom tier of top Tom towers has been reoccupied

@Cat_Weasel Beansy Kitty Mrs C Mona Wiggle Butt Juno🌈 AngelMidnight FrmrFeral FrufruB yes I needs to celebrate this victory for panfur kind

@Cat_Weasel Beansy Kitty Mrs C Mona Wiggle Butt Juno🌈 AngelMidnight FrmrFeral FrufruB we is indeed

@Cat_Weasel Beansy Kitty Mrs C Juno🌈 AngelMidnight FrmrFeral FrufruB imagine what he would have been if his mum hadn't chewed his leg off

@Cat_Weasel Beansy Kitty Mrs C Juno🌈 AngelMidnight FrmrFeral FrufruB I do...but not as much as Ash does he's a tartlet

@Cat_Weasel Beansy Kitty Jake_Mews The Cat & Trumpet @MrsCSpain Juno🌈 you must be exhausted

@Cat_Weasel Mrs C Jake_Mews Beansy Kitty @MrsCSpain Juno🌈 can I have sossidges on mine?

Poor service from #openreach #bt . my friend @Cat_Weasel and their Cumbrian village have been WIFI less for 11 days now since a car hit a cabinet. I know us rural users count for little or nothing (see low internet speeds) but this is inexplicable #wlf retweet at will