At every event, Tim Walz enters the stage like the one guy that finally gets told to “COME ON DOWN” as the last contestant on the Price is Right and then says $1 for every item because the audience loves it.

I. Am. Laughing. 😂😂☠️

There are 3 main reasons I don’t post my Twitter analytics numbers: 1. I don’t fucking care. 2. You don’t fucking care. 3. I’m not changing a damn thing. That is all.

Man….Liberals are taking some judicial punches right in the taped-up nutsack today. I would feel bad, but (1) I don’t have feelings; and (2) when you ignore SCOTUS rulings & try to sway elections, it doesn’t always work in your favor. Maybe let the voters ACTUALLY decide & stop

Targeting people & then bitching about being blocked by them is seriously as dumb as a bag of donkey dicks. Like, if you were shitty to someone to their face in real life, do you think they’re going to invite you over to their house later to hang out? I mute or block out the

Time for me to log off for a bit. Just want to reiterate the following for the Twitter Record ~ THINGS SALTY IS NOT INVOLVED IN: •Twitter ⭕️ •QT/RP DM Chat •Sewing Group •Book Club •Niceness Seminars •Popularity Contests •Giving a Flying Fuck •Ass Kissing

Surprise! These Venezuelan Gang Members Arrested in CO Had Something Else in Common twitchy.com/dougp/2024/09/…

When you can’t stand on policy, you call on dicks for support. Vote blue if you suck, too. 👍🏼

Sooo….flavored bath bombs for her collard greens? *this tweet sponsored by Food Network*

For the record, I would rather watch Hillary Clinton take a bath than watch a NFL game. You’re welcome for the visual.

I’m on a boat.

*adjust tinfoil hat* Maybe the big push to shut down the asylums was really just a long game hoping that guns would get into the hands of the insane and the number of shootings would torch normie opinion supporting the 2A and erode it in the long run

Not having a prostate.

Tonight’s PSA: It’s ok to just be done with people that drain your energy. If someone acts like they don’t need you or care if you’re in their life, let them be “right.” To me, life is like a dinner table & it’s up to you how many you let sit at your table. If you’re the only

She should’ve learned to hide that self-tanner from her hands. Men, vote for Trump to keep yourself safe from women like her.

No matter how old I get, sometimes I just need some time with my mom & her home-cooking. Just returned home from a last minute trip to the lake to see my folks. Took the boat out one last time before my dad puts it up until next summer. Ate great food. Surrounded by the best

LOL. I never pay attention to who unfollows me. I get I’m not everyone’s cup of tea & I don’t typically give a fuck. But when I see I’m unfollowed by someone I interacted with & I know the only reason is because they were instructed to by someone else, it makes me laugh my

Anywho, if I’m not the one in your DMs trying to talk shit on people or getting you to “join my side” and unfollow people, then clearly I’m not the problem or the twat stick. And if you are not smart enough to see that, then you’ll deserve the knife in your back when you

Last tweet on this “topic”… I was raised that if someone confided in me while we were in a friendship or romantic situation, that stayed private regardless if the relationship ended. I am protective & loyal until given a reason not to be. I’m pretty simple. I treat people how