Today is the Lord’s day, & so I really try & limit my “fuck yous” & “fuck offs” as much as possible.

The current state of our country & the complete betrayal by our government makes it easy to be pissed off all the time. And let’s face it, it’s easier to fuel anger than joy.

Insane how there was a whole American revolution fought to break off from England over “taxation without representation” only to end up with a government that represents everyone except its taxpayers.

Anywho…as long as I keep seeing snatch sisters & balloon tits in my feed, you don’t need to worry about me telling someone to fuck off.

Bleach bath the porn bots first & then we can chat about my word choices.

If I gave a shit that my posts might hurt a feeling or offend a bitch, I wouldn’t be on TwitX.

A pencil dick with the coloring of a glue stick (yes, you Nate McPussy) literally posted for MAGA to die & his account remains as active as his male pattern baldness, so I’m gonna

Dearest TwitX:

I see you have brought back this classic “warning.” Please note, it shall be ignored, & I will hit “post.” I’m aware most authors don’t post replies like mine. That’s why I fucking post them.

BREAKING: House Republicans big mad & got out their drafting pens. Stay tuned to see nothing happen.

Worked outside ALL day.

Chilly AF.

Tired AF.

Zero desire to deal with people that are dumb AF.

🍷🍷AF.

Logging off AF.

So you kiddos have a great night. Kick some asses on my behalf. 👊🏼🧂

It’s US against The Establishment now.

Let’s Make America AMERICA Again. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Citizens:

Going forward please address our nation appropriately:

The Divided States of Ukraine

Thank you,

The Government f/k/a U.S. Gov’t

Wait a hot fucking minute…

Is this an “incitement of violence” from the LEFT? Sure sounds like it….

Why is this account still active?

A Boomer & his GenX daughter walked into a Home Depot…

Not a joke.

My dad & I literally went to Home Depot today.

Thank him for my DGAF attitude.

You’re welcome.

Whomever dropped their peaceful idiot in aisle 0 please come get her. The Salty Store does not have room for MAGA-obsessed tard-noblets.

HOLY SHIT ROSS PEROT FAN CLUB….

I was simply saying BACK THEN what we know now to be The Establishment AND the media portrayed him as “crazy” but looking at it TODAY, he was RIGHT & “crazy” is anyone that speaks truth & goes against The Establishment or doesn’t cave to social

What a great reminder from Scott, we aren’t the problem

Past crazy scale:
Ross Perot - Howard Dean

Current crazy scale:
Uncle Bosey - Human Marshmallow

I’m old enough to remember when the highest level of crazy was Ross Perot.

I miss simpler times.

****sigh****

Dearest Trollbags:

We have been over this countless times, but apparently it needs repeated. Don’t respond with stupid shit first thing in the morning. I understand that your best is my worst, but I want to give you my best, and that requires coffee.

Let’s make

He’s importing foreign people, so there’s that.

*Salty’s Cuntry Club’s Newest T-Shirt*

“If you were a dessert, you’d be a cuntsicle.”

Makes a great gift for that special someone.

Or because it’s an accurate statement.

Buyer’s choice.

Are all these fights in Walmart because they misunderstood what “Rollback” means?

Just something to consider…