Desert Flower at El Patron. #albuquerque instagram.com/p/Ch3ITLisJNq/…

“Why are you taking my picture…?” #opalopossum #catsofinstagram #snowshoecat instagram.com/p/Ch5T6aMPN86/…

#gamercat #hestia #flametipsiamese #catsofinstagram #boardgames instagram.com/p/Ch5UGcTvZyK/…

Her traps are getting sneakier! I love this cat. She hates her belly being touched but look at it! Loook aaattt iiittt!! #catsofinstagram #snowshoecatsofinstagram #opalopossum instagram.com/p/CjVmpvUrDrk/…

Don’t be jelly but Alex brought me home a Boo bucket from McDonald’s! #halloween instagram.com/p/Cj4aq4qNtcn/…

When I say Baxter has wrinkles… #dogsofinstagram #dogs #sharpei #muttsofinstagram instagram.com/p/Cj6TU2tPR3h/…

So far, so good. 🧜🏻‍♀️❤️🤖

Passing out Trick or treat candy last night with A. Lee Martinez !!

Getting ready for Thanksgiving be like… #hebe #catsofinstagram #orangecat #gingercat #thanksgiving instagram.com/p/ClKfWd-Lqgc/…

I was watching the original Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers: The Movie. It’s fun, but it’s weird that the bad guy has two giant robots that could allow him to “rule the universe”. But those robots really only seem capable of menacing a single large city.

Second formal night on the cruise! #domperignon #fancy #skyprincess #princesscruises instagram.com/p/CmN5GB8MOQG/…

Floofal #opalopossum #snowshoecat #catsofinstagram instagram.com/p/CmXQGRkvrBv/…

Alex will never let you take a serious photo without a silliness tax. #aleemartinez instagram.com/p/Cmk3QKrIH-p/…

A. LEE MARTINEZ APPRECIATION DAY!! is tomorrow. But you already knew that. So buy my books. Or tell your friends about my books. Or your enemies. Or strangers. Look. Just to be on the safe side, tell everybody.

My beloved gave me a cookie. #valentinescookies #truelove instagram.com/p/Cn46wK3Pw3i/…

Feeling cute. Wearing pins. Might be a cartoon character. 😆 instagram.com/p/Cn-kdyHLIej/…

Prissy paws. #opalopossum #snowshoecat #catsofinstagram instagram.com/p/CoOlUIVNKlp/…

These giant macaron ice cream sandwiches are hella good. #joymacarons #cerealmilk #yummy #dessert instagram.com/p/Cp6gjxMNqtr/…

Happy 5th Birthday, Opal! You are my favorite floof! #opalopossum #birthdaycat instagram.com/p/CqTwVNur4mm/…

Apparently I joined Twitter 14 years ago today. Time really flies.