With a new Chief Whip?

Where to even start with this 🤦‍♀️ As well as being hopelessly out of touch and, frankly, offensive those on maternity, paternity and adoption leave are paired, and for good reason, this is not a new thing.

Appalling. Why do civil servants get bonuses anyway?

Depressing lack of summer holiday clubs / activities for 14 y.o boys. No wonder so many roam streets 😟

I wish there were more Tory MPs like Heidi Allen

We need to wake up to the American alt-right's continued plans to capture Britain and Europe. They are organising and we all just sit and watch. Brexit was just the beginning. We need to organise. We need to fight back. thedailybeast.com/inside-bannons…

. Sadiq Khan ‘s got this #londonmayor. But the idea that Londoners crying out for a Brexiteer 😂#cloudcuckooland. London 60% remain (70% in much of inner London)

She was traumatised when we got her. In Bucharest they throw stones at street dogs and even try to set them alight. My wife slept on floor with her for 10 days to show not all humans are bad. Now she sleeps in our bed, a happy wee dog. But still wary of strangers.

Sajid Javid facing big backlash from Tory ministers this morning over decision to abandon opposition to death penalty in case of 'Beatles'. One minister: 'This completely cuts across 25 years of Government policy, it should be rescinded today. It's immoral and unacceptable'

‘No’ would suffice

Despite shameful attempts of Govt, two very important UQs from 330pm: 1. Diane Abbott to ask Sajid Javid on capital punishment. 2. Alistair Carmichael MP to Julian Smith in relation to Government policy and practice with regard to pairing arrangements, especially for #BabyLeave

Nope, this member of the public won’t. #torymess theguardian.com/politics/2018/…

There's now a dangerous void where government should be. My latest Brexit Blog post on Raab's 'no payment' threat, Brexiter anger, and the absence of political leadership, just up: chrisgreybrexitblog.blogspot.com/2018/07/a-dang…

😂😂 x.com/ayestotheright…

Thanks for making my point for me, Michael. Such criticism is perfectly permissible under the IHRA guidelines. x.com/michaelrosenye…

Theresa May’s ‘I like cooking, walking and watching TV’ reminds me of my son rehearsing for his French GCSE oral in May. Hoping he’ll get better marks 😂 x.com/bbcnews/status…

01.52 and stayed up to finish this Mike Gayle novel. Heart-warming. Beautiful.

Awful day #westminster. Emergency services amazing. Parly on recess but we live here all the time with three kids. Transport Police been amazing - thank you for looking out for both our teenage boys when on tube this am and pm x

Awesome, authentic & much-needed conversation. Huge kudos to @RuthDavidsonMSP