You know when you need that extra qualification; beds changed, 3 washing loads, Vinyasa Yoga, presents wrapped, lamb shanks prepped n ready, lawn mowed, 2nd shopping trip for forgotten items, taxi for humans/serviced vehicles. Lamb shanks served, presents given, Prosecco me up x

Eh??? I still call bullshit x #mafsau

Goddamn it. I’ve gone and got myself addicted to #LoveTriangle x

Gosh feeling very proud of our show. Mum would be so thrilled. Thank you ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Jack. What an absolute dick x #mafsau

Jesus x #ManchesterUnited

Wtf??? Yay!!! x #ChinaGP

This quali is mental! x #ChinaGP

'Woooaaah Black Betty ...'

(It's a 70's thing )

Thank Christ for that! x #TheApprentice

I take it onboard Phil but SHUT UP x #TheApprentice

Sally Ann Matthews “I hear you, but just shut your mouth”

I don’t think there is a physical limit on the number of lamb chops I can eat in one sitting

I’d love to go on #TheApprentice . I’d spend the entire time saying “I take that onboard but it’s shit” x

Never mind the ‘end of the day’ the beginning of the day is already going to shit Phil x #TheApprentice

The winner is obvious from the picks alone!! x #TheApprentice

I still can’t believe that pie man got through x #TheApprentice

I can’t do the fake tan ending at the wrists and the white hands Eden x #mafsau

Lucinda is too precious x #mafsau

Jack, shirts have buttons for a reason x #mafsau