Sal Godfrey (@sal_godfrey) 's Twitter Profile
Sal Godfrey

@sal_godfrey

Really just here for other people’s funny tweets. She/her

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calendar_today31-01-2012 17:48:52

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I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I've been listening to men grandstand about women's reproductive rights, and I'm convinced men actually have zero interest in stopping abortion. Here's why…

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New blog alert! A new Sal’s Top Five starring my favourite stalls from bathfarmersmar1 @GPS_Bath 🍅 🫒 🐟 🥖 🍖 salskitchenblog.com/2021/05/sals-t…

New blog alert! A new Sal’s Top Five starring my favourite stalls from <a href="/bathfarmersmar1/">bathfarmersmar1</a> @GPS_Bath 🍅 🫒 🐟 🥖 🍖 

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Toddler’s alternative commentary on the football, accompanied by excited hand flapping: “That man’s kicking a ball… that man’s kicking the ball now… kick! Kick the ball! Where’s the ball gone? That man’s kicking a ball!” More as it happens #Euro2020 #ENGGER

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Pickled eggs anyone??!! We have 280 boxes of eggs that were bound for farmdrop (in administration) this weekend, now without a home! Super fresh, and organic! From very well looked after chooks. REDUCED TO CLEAR £1.60 per box!! Please RT #Bath #Bristol #NoWaste

Pickled eggs anyone??!! We have 280 boxes of eggs that were bound for <a href="/farmdrop/">farmdrop</a> (in administration) this weekend, now without a home! Super fresh, and organic! From very well looked after chooks. REDUCED TO CLEAR £1.60 per box!! Please RT #Bath #Bristol #NoWaste
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Finished ‘Again, Rachel’ today and oh my goodness, I love Marian Keyes ❤️ such brilliant and beautiful writing, particularly about mental health, in a way that’s funny and engaging and passes on so much wisdom from her own struggles. Truly one of my favourite writers ever 📚

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All the other guys: I’m picking this girl because she’s gorgeous and special Davide: I’m picking this girl because she agrees with me about how gorgeous and special I am #LoveIsland

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The most unrealistic thing about this advert isn’t the talking seagull, it’s the idea that two people who know each other would bump into each other on the train, and then NOT spend 40 mins desperately avoiding eye contact so they don’t have to make conversation #spreadyourwings

The most unrealistic thing about this advert isn’t the talking seagull, it’s the idea that two people who know each other would bump into each other on the train, and then NOT spend 40 mins desperately avoiding eye contact so they don’t have to make conversation #spreadyourwings
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In a day absolutely dripping with irony, it is hilarious that he puts on his special linen shirt ‘symbolising simplicity’ and then covers it up with ten massive coats made of pure gold #Coronation

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Blowing the dust off Twitter purely for the annual joy that is #duvetknowitschristmas - check it out for a chuckle and don’t forget to donate to Centrepoint!