shitting after showering

Everybody synced to my period at work

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this is the only day you can tweet this

The first trailer for ‘MARVEL ZOMBIES’ has been released. Premiering September 24 on Disney+

✨🐌SNAIL FAIRY🐌✨

I’m trying to enjoy my sexy ass rigatoni and this STRANGER that doesn’t even work with my company is gonna do a big ass sniff and say let me get a bite !?!?! 😭😭 Like sir I don’t want to spend my only 30 mins to myself playing this small talk bs

I’m not a very vindictive person but I get real jazzed up when someone goes to google something I know I’m right about right in front of me. Makes me feel a bit dastardly if I’m being honest.

Just spent my money on something i needed

10/10 I’m fuckin speechless #DemonSlayerInfinityCastle

anything can be an always sunny title sequence

Malignant (2021)

just discovered most people are not tired all the time and can achieve multiple things in one day… hmmm upsettting

WHAT A STACKED CAST!!? 14 INSANELY GOOD MONSTERS!! ohhh were in for such an iconic season ✨❤️ #Dragula #BouletBrothers #DragulaTitans

having the time of my absolute life today