Shopify - a German success story in ecommerce

“VCs that actually are helpful”

“London has less rainy days than Miami”

„But Germany has free healthcare“

Life imitates art

VC juniors recapping their week:

VCs: Being a good VC is so simple and pretty self-explanatory. The bar is so low!

Also VCs:

Palantir‘s CEO is taking interviews as if he is a VC

Sending your VC friends funding announcements of companies that they regrettably passed:

The solar eclipse and how the moon and sun are supposed to come together reminded me just of how the whole IC couldn’t wait to see us together. But when you walked away from our term sheet it was like my world went dark… anyway do you plan to raise anytime soon?

Who says Europe cannot innovate?!!!1!11!?👩‍⚖️🧑‍⚖️🇪🇺

Partners lecturing junior VCs right before LP Day

VCs yesterday in NYC:

“Hope you’re doing okay after that little earthquake. It just reminded me of how we could have disrupted the incumbents. But you went with another term sheet.”

POV: You are watching the story of a 1st-year VC Junior

When the VC junior did not prepare for the meeting

*Founder announces any positive news*

VCs:

If this was a job, I would call it something with „venture“

celebrating april fools everyday by listening to VC advice

„Solana is a cryptocurrency that was designed to work similarly to and improve upon Ethereum.“

Reality:

LPs: so when can we expect some DPI? We are already 10 years in.

VCs: