woke up as a beautiful genius sweetheart hilarious angel again today

I wanna be a better person. A better friend. A better lover. A better me. Just better.

calling into work lovesick

not now babe i’m thugging it out

“For me, it was one of the worst days of my life. For you, it was just a Tuesday.” “The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.” etc

Get in baby we’re starting fresh.

*Saturnians quietly observing the chaos unfold*

if she fine she get 3 chances… if she thick too? 6! 😂

𓂀 AvTheSurgeon𓁿 LMFAO I just think being a good person is a myth and fallibility is part of being human (even morally speaking)

I’ve met some really great people this year and I am so fucking grateful for them

Me when a fem says she only dates fems:

If things don’t change by 32 I know what I’m going to do

She’s still yelling at me 😭

All 20 😌

I think the amount of adulting I’ve had to do today coupled with how tired I am is making me want to clock tf out and lay down in my bed.

Hate how sad I feel

3:33