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When gyms are shut down but McDonalds is considered ‘essential’ and stays open WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

Yes Twitter. We're on SWU.FM tonight from 11pm

Congratulations to the winners - Thanks for joining, , hope you can join back next week, i understand the games are a bit slow with low numbers and if under 75 its guaranteed we will be doing 3 mini royales. Enjoy your winnings

Let’s be very clear: when you suspend trading, need central banking interference, see 70M+ domestic terrorists, need the national guard in DC, try to shutdown podcasting & crypto etc.. Maybe great-grandma & grandpa need to listen to their descendants who can code, think & build?

Arsenal have finally moved on Mesut Ozil and Shkodran Mustafi via free transfers, which raises the question of how good the club’s recruitment has been. Looking at this over a longer period, we can see that since 2010 they have lost (in cash terms) a cool £236m #AFC

Happy Birthday Shakira 🎂 Here’s her reaction to Liverpool 4 Barcelona 0

This is absolutely spot on not least the feeling that McCoist is a) having a lovely time b) genuinely hopes you are too.

I hold no candle for UEFA at all (or the PL/FA) but if you remove the idea of failure you devalue success. There should be consequences for falling short. It is ok to get beat, but getting beat in domestic leagues can't become meaningless. Only one team can win the league.

gavinmit I can both be thinking "This is shit" and also "That's rich coming from you" seeing the anger from UEFA, PL and Skysports

Carragher very firmly aside, not a good afternoon for Sky's broadcasting really.

It is fascinating to see how in England's information space the results of a byelection in a single seat with Hartlepool are drawing as much media attention and generating as much heated debate as a Scottish election that could determine the future unity of the British state

Thank you for everything, I will miss you #YNWA ❤️❤️

No government backed insurance for festival organisers looks to have destroyed our summer again. So depressing. Holding out hope for the clubs 🙏

Such a class act. So good to have someone in charge of England who’s respectful, intelligent and empathetic.

Jürgen Klopp getting it right as usual. Well played.

Won two. Can still win four. Will win at least three.

There is a war on European soil and there are significant numbers of people in the country who can't afford to feed their families and the Prime Minister routinely lies to parliament but the thing that happens all the time is front page news with these ghouls.

My favourite Sadio Mane goal was, ironically, in a way, the one he scored against Bayern Munich. One of my favourite goals of all time. It was genius. It was like ballet. Like actual ballet.