⠀⠀⠀⠀ Fᴇᴇʟ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ sʟɪᴘ ᴀᴡᴀʏ. ⠀⠀⠀⠀Wʜᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀs. Yᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅ. ⠀⠀⠀⠀Yᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇɢ ᴛᴏ sᴇʀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ. Yᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪɴᴅ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⤈ ⤈ ⤈ ⤈ ⤈ ⤈

“I wasn’t planning on using my hands…” He’s staring right at the bird’s neck and baring his sharp, glistening fangs-

It’s okay. He don’t bite-

“If you don’t wanna get harassed, try not having such a fat ass next time-“

“Jealous? Nah. I’m gonna clap those cheeks-“

“….Either you had a wet dream or you’re a fucking idiot-“

“….Two seconds before I kick your nuts.”

“……..” One. Two- He’s kicking between the blaziken’s legs-

Don’t worry he don’t bite -

Being born a Lucario seems to be more of a curse than a blessing- It’s like he was genetically predisposed to have a fat ass-

…..Unfortunately yes-

……You HAVE to feed him- You’re not just going to let him starve-!!

…….Ugh- FINE- Get your stupid fuckin’ mega stone out-

“I know. I ate one of the other Lucario’s one time-“ The blue dog folded his arms over his chest as he was forced to transform. His body grew bigger, his muscles more defined — and yes, his ass doubled in size.

Ate Pidgey? Nah. He ate another Lucario- The Lucario scoffed, tossing his longer dreads over his shoulders as he folded his arms across his slender chest. “Ex — fucking — cuse me-?”

That hard smack caused his blue cheeks to wobble around the point of impact, forcing the dog’s back to snap straight as he jerked his hips away from Surge. He snapped his jaws at the human, lifting himself onto his toes to snarl in his face. “That’s fucking DEGRADING.”