Using gravity magic to make it easy to spin you around and leave you hanging upside down in the air. Another successful crime! Mwahahaha!

Question to futas! Can femboys get pregnant if you stuff enough seed into them? The world needs to know.

And now we know. Take this wisdom into your hearts and do good with it. Or do evil I guess idk

Blegh. I feel like my time on Twitter just isn't being rewarded. I feel like I'm ignored by the people I like a lot of the time, and it's making me less and less interested in being here.

ᅠ ᅠMaids have the honor of being lots of things, ᅠbut 'late' is almost inexcusable~ ᅠ ᅠI have two different colored pens at the ready~ ᅠ ᅠSo I guess today's as good a day as any ᅠto make my notepad scream~ ᅠ

Kiss got the job at the maid Cafe. Don't worry. She's not a real vampire... Probably. Actually you should keep your collar up.

RPing as in irl person or character from a TV show is distinctly strange to me.

They don't snap. They don't break. And certainly doesn't hurt, so don't even think about trying! Horns are very important to ones confidence and social standing, so No Touchy!!!

You absolutely should not! I'd be a horribly test subject. My horns are invicinible and I also have rabies!!

Nononononono I'm very boring, and certainly not a mastermind villian. You should go get one of those... Elves. They have horns... I think.

You super shouldn't. I'm very untakable. I can fly and teleport and groan like you wouldn't believe.

Dumb animal~

Oops. Looks like your dildo gag fell out let's just shove that back in there. You'll know it's in all the way when your jaw clicks~

Since when were you ever a 'good pet'? If you were good I wouldn't have needed to cut your tendons, remove your voice box and install a tail that whips you constantly you stupid mutt.

Siiiiigh. Fine, but I expect you barking in my dms and eager to have your human rights permanently revoked.

Rawr

Muse isn't here today.

My break continues. Still zero mood to write

Drooling

"Aaaand done. That's the last piece of your *standard* outfit. How does it feel? Too tight anywhere? Can you breathe? Good! Now let's test to see if the vibes correctly shut off right before you can climax."