I was born to slay but i’m forced to work

If Firehouse subs ever figures out how to fit a sandwich in their bags without it being sideways.. they’ll be unstoppable

"I can't wait for my birthday" Me on my birthday

i hate my own attitude sometimes it's like girl not today please

princess treatment or nothing

“You up” me thinking about if I’m up or not:

Everyday I try so hard not to be a crazy bitch

nooOOoooo communicating nooo I just wanna bE ANGRY and twEet stuff 😤

I just wish I knew for certain that it will all be okay in the end

"And how do you know that" Me:

I love when you’re around, but i fuckin hate when you leave.

(plastic vampire teeth falling out of my mouth) divorth??

Got fucked off in Ohio and ordered a bagpipe off of Amazon.

Nobody: me after eating: Mmm i need something sweet

the sound of coffee brewing in the morning really does it for me

You ever met somebody that lies for no reason? Just walking around with liabetes

me arriving in someone’s life:

how i look after getting my way w my man 🤭🤭

A mojo dojo casa house? In this economy?