Ok I have a good one - One time I was meant to go on school trip and because I submitted my form a few minutes late, my teacher said I couldn’t go. My dad calls the destination we are visiting and plans a VIP tour. He drives me to school, and we wait for the bus to pull out…

Getting home late and realising you need to put fresh sheets on is top 2 worst things to do when you’re already tired

This is literally a coming of age movie 😭

I am NEVER going to Australia. EVER.

This gave me goosebumps. “My 18-year-old daughter was at Starbucks, alone, the other night. A man came up to her and started talking to her. A barista handed her “an extra hot chocolate someone forgot to pick up.” How grateful I am for people who look out for other

I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever.

how does a 1 hour difference make it dark by 5

The other day I asked my 4 year old how much he thought a croissant was and he said 50 degrees. Today I asked how much do you think I love you and he said 15 years old. Just checked the nursery invoice and it’s not matching up

Happy December primary school teachers. I hope you feel seen.

One of the biggest scams we have been conditioned to accept is checking into accommodation from 4pm but needing to check out by 10am.

A short story about a packet of prawn cocktail crisps

Sooo proud of my sister who designed this year's #BritAwards ✨️

I get each of my deaf student something for their birthday- donuts with coffee or a yogurt-fruit cup (depending on dietary info). One year a girl told me due to religious beliefs, she cannot celebrate birthdays. I told her I will respect it. Then she added with a sad expression:

There’s a coffee shop in London where you can get coffee & flowers bundle for £10 🥺💐

My theory: burnout has nothing to do with how many hours or how hard you work. It's caused by working for people you don't like, towards goals you don't believe in, in systems that grant you no agency.

I’m going to say something that needs to be said. The epidemic of people, in public places like coffee shops and airplanes, taking a phone call on speaker or watching a video without headphones is out of control. We need to shame this behavior better.

People who do not suffer with hayfever do not know how lucky that they are 😭

Wholesome content on a Friday morning

Some of you are walking love letters, and you don't even realise it. You light up rooms, shift atmospheres, and inspire just by being you. It's such a precious gift.