Just started watching the Ire vs Eng game. Eddie Jones looks like he's modelling to become a garden gnome

1) This might be the only time I ever agree with a Welsh man 2) This is why I count my blessings every morning that I married a Yorkshire woman

🎵🎵Swing low, sweet chariot🎵🎵

Scotland vs Ireland Wish both teams could lose tbh

Going to a Super Bowl party in Leeds hosted by 49ers fans tonight and gonna do @FFW_FutureShock a favour and promote Tuesdays Future Shock where my wife Cassandra Sheffield will beat her slightly less toned sister black and blue in the main event

Acting in a Christmas movie for Amazon was a lot of fun and one heck of a good pay check, but hopefully, I can get into something Oscar nominated this year

I've said it before, I'll say it again. The only good things Leeds has to offer is Cassandra Sheffield and her mother who is an incredible one of a kind woman. Her only mistake was not locking the evil twin (Missy) in the attic and feeding her fish heads

This woman has more class than the entirety of the Ivy League combined

I can't quote Missy which goes to prove she has as much class as a homeschooled Alabaman who's parents only skills involve distilling moonshine in a bathtub

...I could've done a better job of this than Tom Cruise...

Because I'm a nice guy, here is a handy guide for all the non native #FFW and #FutureShock stars and staff in God's Country for the show tonight instagram.com/reel/DF3GY_ftb…

14' - It's a wicked cross in from BBD which O'Hare flicks onto the crossbar, but Tye is on hand to put the loose ball into the net! ⚔️ 1-0 🟡 | #SHULEE

We lead after 45. ⚔️ 1-0 🟡 | #SHULEE

God dammit

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck

Okay....their 3rd is a good strike

How one of those at the end wasn't a penalty I'll never know. Still, a point and top of the table at least until Leeds play tomorrow. Now to watch my gorgeous Cassandra Sheffield and her BFF, Stacey Sky, beat the crap out of Latina Heat

66' - Sydie produces a lovely bit of skill to play the ball down the line to Tye who beats his man before sending the ball across goal for Rhian to tap home! 😍 GET IN! ⚔️ 🦉 0-1 ⚔️ | #SHWSHU

MAKE IT A DOUBLE 💥

Great win :) Move up to second, level on points with Leeds but with a worse goal difference :)