“If life is really as short as they say. Then why is the night so long?” - M. Ward and neurosurgeons on call

What’s the worst part of shunt surgery?

Trying to adjust a Integra LifeSciences codman hakim valve

Even as the Sorcerer Supreme I can’t please the admin

Neurosurgery watching ortho do a laminectomy

The real dial of destiny

How do you abbreviate neurosurgery?

Pew pew #definitivetreatment #dangerzone

Merry Christmas to those stuck in the hospital this weekend 🥲

I will be starting a GoFundMe account to help the poor and probably hungry surgeons at Mayo so that they might be able to pay their research assistants. #sendingthoughtsandprayers #alsotriscuits #orthotwitter

I challenge any neurosurgeon to present a case that can’t be done supine with bump or prone

That’ll get better …. Maybe

What’s the dumbest policy at your hospital?

One man’s trash is another man’s academic career