Genuinely could now give a shit for Lady GaGa, Taylor Swift or Kylie Minogue.

Me: Walking down the street. Everyone: Looking at me. Me: Still got it. Also me: Fly open, red Calvin’s poking out. Great! 🙈

#actor

Well fist me Friday I’m tired 🥱

I’m just not getting the Pedro Pascal thing

Dear companies offering school supplies, if you want to help with child anxiety and mental health, stop putting “back to school” adverts out on the 1st weekend of the summer holidays. Give them a break.

I’m kind. I deleted a post that would have caused trouble. You’re welcome.

A few weeks back

Anyone free? I’m 30 minutes into a horror movie. Excepting any offer for someone to come and stay with me for the night. Obviously asking for a friend.

Just seen someone eating beef flavoured Space Raiders at 8:30am. What an absolute lad! #lad

Might get me dick out. Might not.

Morning lovers!

2025 is giving 2016 vibes

Just saw some old luv eating grated cheese like it was a bag of crisps. We get married in a week. #winning

Ugh, have to get up and do this whole “acting” thing. #sunday #rehearsel #actor

F*ck off with your flags!

Yep

Sorrento, Italy 🇮🇹

You can’t go around killing people just because they have opinions you don’t agree with. What an absolute shit show this world has become.

Hey flag shaggers, how’s that march worked out for you? Asking for a friend