Yeah I may be a tattoo metal type of person but if you put on tame impala I’m gunna shake my fuckin ass

ELDER EMO MISSES OUT ON TICKETS TO FEST

I don’t watch any sports but I will watch one million clips of Jokic answering questions about the NBA as if he works at a boring office job

It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!

i’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it

Me when the cashier at McDonald’s throws an extra BBQ sauce in the bag for my nuggets:

“We work for a top secret government agency. It’s called the Tortured Poets Department. But you won’t remember that”

You ever take a bite of a fruit so good you’re like yeah, I get where eves head was at. I’d fuckin ruin the earth for this strawberry right now

Kid songs? Nah, I throw on Enyas “only time” and my kid is out like a light

sure thing 👍

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Guys with the punisher logo on their car apply for a job at Benihana

Double dog’n with STANLEY SIEVERS

We asked couples 'What's your partner's least attractive feature?'

Sometimes I see a yard sale and I’m like damn you had all that trash in your house?!?

I wear camo to the gym so nobody can spot me

Rest in peace to Eddie Sutton, AKA Eddie Leeway.

A fearless, game changing frontman... Eddie's presence and voice altered the course of hardcore music for the better forever. There will never be another like him.

'When will you realize, Leeway rocks!'

Go listen to every Leeway album. RIP to a legend.