The frogs are turning gay!!!! Fuck....... whiskey only diet.. no more of this gay water.....

My girl "why does this happen?" Me proceeds to give a really thoughtful history lesson on life and society Her "but then why do you do this" Oh sorry babe I thought you were trying to have a discussion but in fact you were trying to talk shit to me. excuse me lmao

Naa man... having a good woman is a fucking game changer... House is always clean, laundry is folded, dinner always great, fridge is stocked. Full time job The problem is men are always chasing them hoes... lmao

I just can't wrap my head around democrats in California You're state is an over taxed shit hole. It's filled with homeless. English is a second language. The schools are over filled with anchor babies. Criminals have free reign to steal. And yet you still vote for democrats

I bet this is a banger at the local bar..... no bs man how many times has this worked for you? 2 out 5? Jokes aside you can see the instant regret lmao!!!!

I made a dad joke to a black girl And she said "fuck you my dad passed" I actually felt terrible and apologized immediately she says "wow Sean that's really big of you racism isn't cool" Then i was offended because I was apologizing about her father passing not the joke

You guys I am not a racist... 100 percent racism is wrong... We are all equals...... BUT!!!!!!!!! I'll make fun of Jon Jones buying drugs And ill make fun of Bryce Mitchel fucking his cousin.... THE LEFT WILL NOT TAKE THIS FROM US............

Sean Strickland Sean explaining the difference between comedy and racism:

2024 racism

These are the people responsible for banning X in Brazil.

Political ads "They want to get rid of social security" You mother fuckers.. 8 trillion in the Middle East, 60 billion to random countries, open borders I'm not saying a revolution is the right thing but at some point you have to realize the American government is compromised

How we should all spend labor day.... The American government is compromised. There is no other way to explain the incompetence of what is going on.. spending... open borders.. corruption.... war... It's compromised plain as day.

We gotta bring back the old school ways 🍆............ 8====> Or for most of us 8=>

Random car pulls up next to so I grab my gun, turns out he was just a fan Him "can I take a video" Me "sure, show me your gun" Him "I don't have one" Me "fucking pussy" proceed to roll up the window I really need to learn to interact with people properly lmao

Idk I just think if you were really my fan you'd stay strapped..... :/ Also yall you ever stand in line at a pharmacy..... Yall these doctors straight fucking drug dealers... I don't think actual sick people ever come to pharmacies.. just fucking crack heads

Public schools=hell There was this one kid, Dunkin. My full time HS punching bag, until he vanished. I was so hard on this guy. Beating him up in the locker room daily, calling him colombine. My bad man, truly.. not an excuse... but I got it way worse than I gave it.

7thgrade I drew a swastika on my arm and the teacher pulled me out of class Did he say "hey 12 year old, are you doing ok? Do you need help" Nope pushed me against a wall and bullied me lmao Could be 70 in a wheel chair if I ever seen him again, bones in his face would break

Life is cruel, especially if you're one of the forgotten ones... As a very fucked up individual who somehow got lucky to have a great life all I can say is I wish you all the best.. Join a MMA gym. It helps keeps the demons away lol

Me "I was a pretty big bully, but I got it worse than I gave" Dirt beta male liberals "fuck you, i hope you die racist" You hate me because your life has no value... BUT!! I have to admit I love you because without you, there wouldn't be a me. You're dog shit to my shoe :,]

New puppet same as old puppet 😂 I mean … it’s true 🤷‍♂️