HCSO who is your off duty deputy driving aggressive, tailgating,and flashing their brights at 6am on Veterans Expwy in a 60 mph zone because me doing 65 wasn’t fast enough for him, then tailgates on my rear bumper all the way to SR54, where he exited, from Gunn Hwy?

Getting Maximum Performance From Always On Availability Groups - A look at the performance implications and considerations for using Always On Availability Groups in SQL Server sentryone.com/blog/getting-m… #SQLskills #SQLServer

Blog: Stop Planning a Backup Strategy sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… #SQLServer #SQLskills

This statement is 2100 characters for the same equivalent as 200 characters. WTF!!! I LOVE ME SOME ORM GENERATED SQL CODE!!! Said no DBA ever!

Blog: AT TIME ZONE Performance Issues - Inside the slow performance of AT TIME ZONE in SQL Server using xperf, and how to work around it for faster queries. sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… #SQLServer #SQLskills

[Blog]: Upgrading/Migrating Large Replicated Databases without Reinitializing - The steps for a side-by-side hardware update or SQL Server upgrade of large replicated databases without reinitializing subscribers fully. sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… #SQLskills #sqlserver

[Blog] - ICMYI - SqlClient Configurable Retry Logic - New in Microsoft.Data.SqlClient v3.0 - it even allows zero code configuration file based retry implementation for existing applications. #sqlserver #SQLskills sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan…

[Blog] Logging Database Scoped Configuration Changes - sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… #SQLskills #SQLServer

Awesome weekend at JAMfest!! Stingray Allstars The Stingray Allstars Tampa Wave Level 1 Junior Small B National Champions back to back years!

Any MARS experts out there that can explain how it works when Attention is raised by one of the connections on a session with 10-12 connections associated with it? #sqlhelp Would it abort just one connection or all on the session under MARS?

Does anyone have a method to create multiple CSV aggregate columns similar to what STRING_AGG() does using FOR XML without having multiple scans of the table for inner and outer references? My TSQL foo and google foo is failing me this afternoon, or its not possible #sqlhelp

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[Blog]: What's New in SQL Server 2022: GENERATE_SERIES - a great addition to the TSQL language to generate numeric series on the fly! #SQLskills #SQLServer sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan…

[Blog]: SQL Server 2022: Measuring Extended Events Performance Impacts - Easily determine if Extended Events is negatively affecting your workloads performance #SQLskills #SQL sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan…

[Blog]: Event exceeds the number of allowable bound actions sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… Did you know there was a limit on the number of Actions allowed in Extended Events? #SQLskills #sqlserver

[Blog]: Do you need Trace Flag 460? sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… You might if you get the dreaded "String or binary data truncation" error during a data load. #SQLskills #sql #sqlserver

Many have asked if they can send letters of encouragement. ABSOLUTELY. You can send your words, resource ideas and links, and love to [email protected] ❤️❤️❤️

I asked a FrontierFios support agent to explain why my bill went up twice in the last 6 months and they entered a change order to my account, adding a $10 delivery fee for equipment I've had for 7+ yrs, that isn't changing, and transferred me to retention without even telling me.