Elbows.

"I’m slightly embarrassed that the moose is seeing me in my Jockeys. At least these are from a fresh pack. When they’re new they hug better and my junk bulge must seem more masculine to the animal." - Dan Weaver mrbullbull.com/newbull/fictio…

I Saw E.T. Lying All Fucked Up In That Creek In 1982 And Left Him There by Dan Weaver maudlinhouse.net/i-saw-e-t-lyin…

Hey y'all it's that football time!

Hey let’s get some touchdowns already

‘come eat at o’houlihan’s because of what we have’ by dan weaver burialmagazine.neocities.org/comeeatatohoul…

Regarding Use of Your Markers For Graffiti Sex Propositioning by Dan Weaver Also, real quick, while we’re on the subject of writing, ... I’d like to take this opportunity to set the record straight that my name is spelled Jacques. thegorkogazette.com/?p=24124

Pal Michaels eats pizza

Ankles.