EXO's comeback is receiving lots of love! For those asking, Kai's hands are up because that's where your money belongs... in our hands.

#LetsBeReal, our artists were bound to start dating each other eventually. Too many gorgeous robots in 1 building always ends in screw(ing).

We decided to actually spend money on Henry's video. Hope you enjoy #Fantastic!

#ICantSleepBecause I'm too excited thinking about all the money I'll make off of #RedVelvet!!

#SomethingIGetAlot "When is _ group coming back?" "Why don't you give _ a vacation?" "When are you bringing _ to my country?" Answer: NEVER.

People keep asking us what the L means in EXO-L. It stands for LOL because that's what we're doing at f(x) fans right now.

#YouHaveToUnderstand why we improperly debut girl groups. SNSD is stuck with us for 20 more years, so we don't need or care for more girls.

Yes, we fired Jessica. How else were we supposed to punish her for not giving us her fashion money?! We're the victims here! #StayStrongSNSD

#MyOctoberWish is for my artists to stop trying to study things & date people. I can't make money from you being smart & happy!!

Star Museum Entertainment: Putting the SM in #SMH since 1995.

Luhan is sick with Ebola, but we gave him an IV so he should be fine. We'll make him perform at the next show either way. #GetWellSoonLuhan

You're invited to the grand opening of our new vacation resort, The Factory! Come see where your idols recharge:

Yes, we will be adding 2 new members to EXO-M. We decided on Sunday & Dana since we haven't done anything with them for two years.

No we don't have English speaking staff, though if we did, you wouldn't get gems about Jonghyun having stretch marks

BREAKING NEWS: The United States Fire Marshal has banned Park Chanyeol from ever entering the country again.

ATTENTION INTERNATIONAL FANS: Enjoy your country's pathcode teaser bc odds are we're never doing an EXO concert there.

We gave Tao an IV as treatment for a broken ankle, but it's not because we hire incompetent docs, it's because we're an incompetent company.

We're pretty much done caring about EXO. As soon as Xiumin goes off to the army all our focus will be on the rookie boys. #ThereISaidIt

We know it's not even October yet, but we felt like bringing Halloween early. #ShineeMTTM

We figured we'd get started on Halloween early by making "Creepy D.O." the YouTube thumbnail for Lotto.