why does this work SO well 💀

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Please make the staged bloopers stop too 😂

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🚨BIG NEWS🚨 Our agreement is the UK-wide standard for performers, stage management, & creative team on funded work. ✂️Despite govt cuts, Equity won: ⬆️10% weekly pay ⬆️20% daily pay & allowances ⬆️30% touring allowance ⬆️250%+ relocation 🏡Producers responsible for digs

Why does Alan Cumming sound like Moira Rose from Schitt’s Creek?? #TheTraitorsUS

I always thought Zizi Strallen should’ve had an alternate too - Have you all seen what Mazza Pazza has to do per show? Vocals. Choreo. Crazy prop-ography. Vocals. Chaperoning kids. Choreo. Changes on/ off stage. Vocals. Flying. All whilst moving with the grace of an actual SWAN🦢

we really are not worthy

hell

More Kitty, then. "The first time I met her she said, 'I'm a radical feminist lesbian.' I thought, what would the Queen mum do?" Just sublime..

This is spot on. 😂

NO.

Today at Matilda The Musical the swings performing are: 📚 Thea Bunting (Thea Bunting (Sharpe)) 📚Kate Kenrick (Kate Kenrick) 📚Aaron Jenkins (Aaron Jenkins) 📚Sam Lathwood (Sam Lathwood) #MichaelWormwood

Another academic year at Matilda The Musical doing the best job in the world 💙🦎

PAUSING AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

Another Day at CRUNCHEM HALL - LET'S DO THIS! #MatildaTheMusical

400th performance at Matilda The Musical - let’s gooo!! 🦎📚

🩵✨ 500 show at Matilda The Musical ✔️

Last (scheduled) one! 📺

Tonight will be the DEBUT of Sam Lathwood (Sam Lathwood) in the role of CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINER at Matilda The Musical! #EmergencyCover #debut