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Nah fuck that right off

Gattaca begins... theguardian.com/science/2023/m…

Last one is gold.

Yup. Felt that 8 stories up....

You know me so well, Twitter... 😐

Bill Murray 😅 #MLBLondonSeries

I would argue Mikey Shoes plays the bass in the coolest way possible 🔥 #qotsa #glastonbury2023

Well...not that it needed it, but that QOTSA ticket purchase for November has been well and truly justified 🔥🔥🔥 #glastonbury2023

Ticketmaster et al would make so many more friends in this world if: a) They didn't put more than one massive band/artist's tickets on sale on a single day, and b) not be complete asshats in general. SeeTickets...maybe you're OK.

My platform when I run for world emperor will be banning the pre-trailers that run at the start of trailers.

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PORK CITY Still brilliant 😄

Fantastic 😄

Summed up nicely 🙃

This 😮‍💨

Brexit almost feels worth it just put morons like this on public display.

#WRC 🤝 Swearing live on air #RallyAcropolis #wrclive