My wife was adopted here when she was 3 and is a fully naturalized citizen. All of her paperwork got thrown away when her mom fell on hard times and was not able to pay for the storage unit it was kept in. She spent months getting enough of it back when she was 18 so she could

I like JD, but until given a reason not to, I think the next ticket should be Thomas Massie and Nick Freitas

Unrealized gains tax for Gen-Z: You buy a Pokémon card for $50. Someone offers you $500 for it. You say no. You love that card. You're keeping it. The government says: "Cool, but that card is worth $500 now. You owe us $100 in taxes." You: "…I didn't sell it." Government:

Truth of the day

Do y'all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeahh. It wasn't that…

Anyone else's "For You" feed blank?

I only wish I could have bought in for more

Is it just me or does Governor Gavin Newsom keep looking more and more like the plastic villain Santa from Santa Clause 2? But you know, over-dosed on Ozempic

Well, it's Friday. What fuckery do we get to find out about today?

This account just popped up on my feed. Quickest follow I've done in a while. I don't even know what else there is yet.

I too have followed them

URGENT: Please sign this Emergency Petition to the Colorado Legislature DEMANDING they Vote AGAINST Senate Bill 097! Sign: wetheparentscolorado.com/sign-the-petit… The Democrats in our State Legislature are attempting to decriminalize prostitution in Colorado! We need your help to stop them!

tried and true

Who else eats their pizza bagel bites in order of worse to best appetizing?

All those that didn't stand should lose their seat immediately

Only 150?

If you’re tired of seeing my face in your newsfeed or on the TV, apologies in advance, because it’s about to get a lot worse. By the end of the year, you’re going to be absolutely sick of me, due to America’s ever widening skills gap, and our ongoing attempts to close it with a

Just a pure evil 😈 ratio :)

Can someone please explain how in the hell this is $10k?

What a great effort