I never thought I'd encounter a radio station that's worse than QR Calgary but when I went to the pool today they had Virgin Radio Calgary playing. It was 5 minutes of ads, 5 minutes or useless banter, and a Taylor Swift song. Over and over and over. They even played the same

This ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 💯!!

So many things wrong with this post. "Wife and her boyfriend". Hmmm. So you were fueling up for a threesome. Good to know. Second, it would be easy to pay $47 for an entree in NYC. If you got dinner for 3, quit whining unless you were at a hotdog cart.

And she's moving to a brothel I wouldn't set foot in, so I don't need to worry about whether my credit is good.

He's still trying to understand the difference between ferrous and feral and wondering why a magnet won't stick to a cat.

1. I haven’t upgraded my phone in 5 years 2. I have two $11 subscriptions 3. I don’t use ubereats 4. I don’t buy coffee 5. I don’t go on vacation 6. I have a used 2010 car that I bought 7. I don’t go clubbing 8. I don’t buy weed or have a booze habit 9. I cook at home 6/7

If Trump had sex with an underaged girl, should he still be our President?

Time to set the rules. National flag. Provincial flag. City flag. Nothing else at city hall. Ever.

I had no idea that Gary Busey was Canada's first lady. Way cool.

Trump is doing everything he can to prohibit the full Epstein files from being released. Do you think Trump is a pedophile?

Plants only taste good because you fry them in bacon fat.

It's hard to imagine that the useless dimwits at the City of Calgary took a lot longer than 13 months to destroy Marda Loop, and are still in the process of destroying Bridgeland more than a year into it. This really puts into perspective just how incompetent they really are.

I LAUGHED SO HARD I SPIT MY COFFEE OUT.

TrXmp is GUILTY AF‼️ Please RETWEET. #DirtyDonald

Happy Friday MAGA! Your President is a Fucking Pedophile. That’s it. That’s the post. #47isAPedophile

Cool. I didn't know you got nickels from a mine. I thought they were made by the mint. Learn something every day. 😉😉😉

Deflect, deflect, deflect.

Too bad, too sad, too late. I've already made the decision to give up my season tickets. I promised my wife I'd wait until after the Grey Cup, so it should happen Monday.

So I go to book my bloodwork for my annual physical and I start looking up all the boxes my doctor has checked off. First three on the list are to test liver function. That stressed me out so I needed another sip of wine (at 3:40 PM).