Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new sneakers. Being adult is stupid.

Andy Reid wielding the fastest player in the NFL

This 17 game Kelce Rope-a-Dope is gonna be a trip. Come January, they'll ride him again right to the promised land. Insane.

DECLAN! #COYG Arsenal

Declan Rice pulls out the lesser-spotted not celebrating against your former country 😬

Last season was really something, huh? #GoBlue

Warren Zevon, 21 years gone today. 10/20/02 was far and away the greatest "right place, right time" moment of my life. youtube.com/watch?v=2YRj07…

folklore (nick’s version)

Levis, man. Let's go. #TitanUp

Tua. Damn, man.

Tua and Hamlin. You can't make this up. Sheesh.

I’ll take it. Onward. #LFG #COYG

The defender took the ball away from Burks. Burks sucks

The man speaks for us all

Catch that, Calvin.

I would be wise to remember that, even on my best day, I know nothing about football. This league is a trip, y'all.

That is what they call a "make up catch". Good God, Calvin. #TitanUp

Nerve wracking, #vikings

Pretty good football team in Minnesota, y'all. #vikings #skol

Fact. Tito was a badass. Saw it up close at a KY Derby party in 2010 - me, BGnetz, and mitch blum had our hair blown back. Rest easy, slinger.