I had to nipped this in the bud before several million start believing. 🤣🤣

Nothing quite like a surprise baldy to keep the spark in yer marriage alive 🧑🏻‍🦲 #bravetheshave

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Sums up our season, never too far away from a cockup

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Pep Guardiola rocking up at Shakhtar away next season:

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Scott Parker's post-match interview the other night goes so well with The Streets Dry Your Eyes! 🎶 👏 🎥 Mark Pickard

Vincent Kompany has won more than any of your premier league “legends” ever won. Arteta won more at City than Arsenal. David Silva won double the trophies Henry did. Neither did our Legends leave us to win more unlike yours. We have worthy legends, far more worthy than yours.

FOUR POINTS AHEAD OF THE “CHAMPIONS” WITH ONE GAME IN HAND. x.com/wengite/status…

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I absolutely love that United's only real reason for existence these days is to keep me permanently amused, apparently.

To be continued…  🔜 💙

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