I've still got it.

Don't anybody tell her I have back-up options scouted for just such an occasion... x.com/BlazingFaders/…

#OOC Stella is on an elephant. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

#OOC Goddammit Veronica Valiant where are you when I need you? I just wasted a perfectly good photo of Liz on an elephant!!!

#OOC Also, why is today not Wednesday?

She likely tells people she wrecked the carriage moments after the photo was taken, or something of that sort. x.com/Valiant_ESQ/st…

She saw a red carpet. She got on it. Then she realised it was for a good cause. And she got off of it. In between, I shot this. #WCW

The #WCW out enjoying the sunny weather earlier.

Somebody get me something deep-fried and smothered in chocolate.

#OOC Confirmed: Stella is the devil. youtube.com/watch?v=Sirt5-…

#OOC standard Marco. Probably going to tug the rope until it breaks now. x.com/guardian/statu…

You know your #WCW is famous when the photo of her you took on your date night ends up in the Gettyimages portfolio.

How quaint! They are putting the focus on the little people so they can feel important 💗 x.com/guardian/statu…

In case you were wondering why you did not see much of me at yesterday's UKWF event...this was why. #WCW

Date night with the #WCW.

Language!!! x.com/JulietBlackQOT…

#BrexitMeansBrexit x.com/JulietBlackQOT…

#OOC Hela? More like Stella, amirite? #ThorRagnarok

For those who like to imagine I have been living in misery since losing my management position at UKWF 😘