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What you DON'T want to hear shouted through your house so loudly you can hear it from your office; "Dad! The fat, hairy old man is watering his garden without a shirt again!" My son is anything but subtle.

#OOC Posted the wrong tweet, dammit

Not to alarm you Miles 'Milo' McKinney-Kasey but Joshua heard that it was your birthday and he's been leaving through his Avon catalog ever since.

When you overhear one of your son's one-sided conversations with his teddy bear... "How did she die?" "Oh she was hit by a car? That's not so unusual." "What do you mean she was water skiing at the time!?"

I can't be the only one who wishes they could hear the other half of the conversations that my son has with Angel.

Me: I know you like to play jokes on people Jishua, but do you think you'll ever go too far? Joshua: Well Helen Mirren did get rather cross with me when I melted her Academy Award down into a Peoples Choice Award. She got so testy!

Some of you may know that Joshua was lucky enough to have met Queen Elizabeth during a tour of the palace several years ago. He apparently hit it off quite well with this wondrous woman and is not taking the news of her death well.

Street Preacher: Do you smoke the devil's lettuce!? Joshua: Coleslaw?

Hospital scrubs with stage blood stains. Two dozen little empty cereal cartons sewn on, with plastic knives in each one. I was trying to decipher Joshua's Halloween costume and then it hit me; Cereal Killer.

Myself: Joshua, we need to talk. Despayre And Angel : WHAT GOLDFISH!? I'm curious yet unsure if I'm curious enough to risk finding out what he did.

So I took Joshua to the mall yesterday where a fan recognized him and asked for his autograph. He turned to a woman nearby... Joshua: May I please borrow your pen ma'am? Woman: Don't call me ma'am! That is offensive towards women! Joshua: I'm sorry. May I borrow your pen sir?

I was just randomly reminded of the time Joshua bought a birthday cake at the grocery and took it over to his elderly friend Mrs. O'Heaney's to share. Just because.

Joshua invited some Jehovah Witnesses into the house again. They started their usual spiel when Joshua interceded. Joshua: Gee, if you have to use the threat of eternal punishment as a reason to be a good person, then maybe you're not as good as you want to believe?" They left.

So long as we're sharing tales of food adventure, how about the time @bane_mac was having a snack backstage and offered my son some. Only to discover he was eating Teddy grahams. You could hear Joshua raising hell clear across the arena!

Every game has a beginning. The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes - only in theaters November 17. #TheHungerGames

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I would like to know who the hell thinks that it's a perfectly acceptable thing to do, to gather someone's PRIVATE bank account information and deposit money in it at their leisure!

Where on earth did you get a fifty pound bag of Skittles in the first place?