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SCW Synn

@scwsynn

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calendar_today03-08-2012 13:37:13

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We don't often do this, but we are now actively recruiting for all divisions! Interested in joining a place that's been around for 10 years plus? Drop a DM here or an e mail to the address on the join form and we'll set you up!

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What you DON'T want to hear shouted through your house so loudly you can hear it from your office; "Dad! The fat, hairy old man is watering his garden without a shirt again!" My son is anything but subtle.

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When you overhear one of your son's one-sided conversations with his teddy bear... "How did she die?" "Oh she was hit by a car? That's not so unusual." "What do you mean she was water skiing at the time!?"

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Me: I know you like to play jokes on people Jishua, but do you think you'll ever go too far? Joshua: Well Helen Mirren did get rather cross with me when I melted her Academy Award down into a Peoples Choice Award. She got so testy!

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Some of you may know that Joshua was lucky enough to have met Queen Elizabeth during a tour of the palace several years ago. He apparently hit it off quite well with this wondrous woman and is not taking the news of her death well.

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Hospital scrubs with stage blood stains. Two dozen little empty cereal cartons sewn on, with plastic knives in each one. I was trying to decipher Joshua's Halloween costume and then it hit me; Cereal Killer.

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Myself: Joshua, we need to talk. Despayre And Angel : WHAT GOLDFISH!? I'm curious yet unsure if I'm curious enough to risk finding out what he did.

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So I took Joshua to the mall yesterday where a fan recognized him and asked for his autograph. He turned to a woman nearby... Joshua: May I please borrow your pen ma'am? Woman: Don't call me ma'am! That is offensive towards women! Joshua: I'm sorry. May I borrow your pen sir?

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I was just randomly reminded of the time Joshua bought a birthday cake at the grocery and took it over to his elderly friend Mrs. O'Heaney's to share. Just because.

I was just randomly reminded of the time Joshua bought a birthday cake at the grocery and took it over to his elderly friend Mrs. O'Heaney's to share.

Just because.
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Joshua invited some Jehovah Witnesses into the house again. They started their usual spiel when Joshua interceded. Joshua: Gee, if you have to use the threat of eternal punishment as a reason to be a good person, then maybe you're not as good as you want to believe?" They left.

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So long as we're sharing tales of food adventure, how about the time @bane_mac was having a snack backstage and offered my son some. Only to discover he was eating Teddy grahams. You could hear Joshua raising hell clear across the arena!

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I would like to know who the hell thinks that it's a perfectly acceptable thing to do, to gather someone's PRIVATE bank account information and deposit money in it at their leisure!