“Twerking for a South African Billionaire 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 well done”

“Only one goal for the end of this year…..ALBUM”

“More England flags, less racists”

“I need to take a break from politics for a little while. How we all got to this point is pretty sad. I don’t care if you’re left or right, we are all mad at the wrong people”

“I’ll deal with the stress this week but once it’s done I’m just going to enjoy some time and get loved on. I’m done doing everything”

“It’s a shame THEY got Russell Brand. It’s so obvious. He gets this rape accusation and all of a sudden he’s a right wing Christian conservative 🤷🏽‍♂️ and for the record I’m still a fan of people who don’t share my beliefs it’s just THIS switch seems very obvious”

“Yeah he picked JWP, he doesn’t want this job anymore” #WHUFC #COYI

“Has he been sacked yet?” #WHUFC #COYI

“Just left the studio and I’m calling it now, SirJordanV has album of the year 2025”

“I was going to post a picture of the meal I cooked for the family but my fat ass ate that immediately”

“Might be a movie night, I know nobody asked”

“All banter aside, the way the owners are dragging their feet and the way they handled replacing Lope, the transfer window and now looking to replace Potter is why we will 100% be getting relegated and I feel like we won’t see the prem again for a long time” #WHUFC #COYI

“Proud I handled so much last week, bossed up when I had to…..don’t make me do it again though, I’m just a child”

“Why was I sleeping on Justin Bieber’s latest 2 part album 😮‍💨 a few of these are levels”

“From Friday night to Tuesday morning I don’t want to deal with anything, just have fun, thanks”

“With all the bad things that go on behind closed doors, I have to remember that I’m also blessed in so many other ways and I should be grateful more than anything”

“I’m only still on this app because I like saying random things with 0 context. This app has become toxic in 2025 though”

“We sat in early 2000’s college common rooms discussing crazy conspiracy theories….all of which have either happened or are happening right now. Wasn’t crazy at all was it?”

“I’ve always hated when rappers rhyme ‘problem’ with ‘solve em’ I don’t know why, it just doesn’t rhyme to me”

“Cardi is cooking Nicki right now sheesh. Talking on the kids though, that sh*t is low but aye, f*ck them kids”