they’re calling it the most “Saturday work” that’s ever violated osha

My bf coming into the bathroom while I’m doing a wake n bake : damn you not even gonna give today a chance??

talk about seeing a ghost

THE BEST TO EVER FUCKIN DO IT RELEASED A NEW EP AFTER 17 YEARS AWAY AND THEY STILL FUCKIN GOT IT

if you ONLY shower in the morning that is objectively incorrect. You can shower at night AND in the morning if you want or need, but only doing it in the morning? Gulag

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are we fuckin sure about that??????

I love talking shit. #GetBalled

Convinced my buddy to check out Dungeon Crawler Carl. Fuck yeah dude I love turning people into this magical journey

this audio clip my buddy sent me of his cover of a Sublime song is fucking frying me man I’m legit crying

Been watching all the marvel movies with my gf and I cannot convince her to skip Thor dark world unfortunately

the positions I put myself in to get a good angle on home repairs

I cant even watch smackdown and this fucking bum still finds a way to piss me off

Property taxes for the average American are $3500 a year. Mine are about $3.2K. Who tf is paying 2K a MONTH

They puttin Bianca Belair in Overwatch

“Did you just call my dog a cunt”

Bf: don’t mock me, woman Me: or what, you gonna punish me? 😏 Bf: I’ll lock you up Me: then what? 😏 Bf: go play Xbox

if you miss a workout or gym day you immediately get fat and ugly and then they kill you and your entire family and everyone you love

AI is bad but this fucks so hard #DungeonCrawlerCarl youtu.be/KXaGbM-lKp8?si…

Was gonna go to my buddy’s for Easter but not anymore