Saturday is the only true weekend day. Friday is a whole ass work day and Sunday is giving me pre-Monday vibes. We have really been scammed, tricked, hoodwink, mislead, deceived!

In alcohol's defense, you've done some pretty dumb shit sober too!

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The man who said covid is the “China Virus” has Covid - 19 on National China Day, i’m just gonna say: KARMA. #TrumpHasCovid pic.x.com/X1tjLtfYgg

Wonder how long it took to explain to Trump that a positive test result isn’t a good thing. #TrumpHasCovid

Sources tell me that POTUS first got concerned when he could not taste his daily midnight McDonald's Big Mac meal & shake. Tests then revealed the unthinkable 🥴 #TrumpHasCovid

Someone said “looks like RGB won her first argument with god” #TrumpHasCovid #TrumpVirus

Trump: "My test was positive. Experts say it was so positive that they had to do another to confirm how positive it was. Nobody has tested as positively positive as I have. Big test. Huge test. So positive. Better than anyone else's positive. " #TrumpHasCovid

Ok, but how will anyone know if they lost their sense of taste? #TrumpHasCovid #TrumpHasCorona

The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. #GETSAUCED

Nothing messes up your Friday like finding out it's only Tuesday.

Like a fine wine, our fucks must age into a fine vintage, only uncorked and given on the most special fucking occasions. #GETSAUCED #VoteHimOut

Two bottles is the new “I’ll just have one more glass” #GETSAUCED

Today I'm going to be as useless as the "T" in pinot grigio.

I'm not an alcoholic, but my friends are. So when they drink, I do too. Cause I'm supportive like that.

I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?!? That's how they get you.

I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

If you have to ask if it's too early for wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends.

Just wait until 2020 turns 21 and starts drinking

Dear fam, In response to Cuomo's announcement on Friday of the closure of indoor dining in NYC, we are closing this week to make some adjustments to our program and bring you something special for the coming winter months. Follow us on Instagram SAUCED for updates.