“SORRY I WAS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR ADVERTISING GHOSTS GUESS THERE’S NONE HERE GOTTA RUN!”

DRIVE GAUGE EXHAUSTED, CRAMMING CURRY DOWN HIS THROAT.

“SAIKYOOOoh.” Right back to flailing like a fish it is! “FREE LESSONS? IS THAT WHAT YA WANT? I’LL GIVE YOU A FREE COPY OF MY DVD! JUST LET GO, I CAN’T TAUNT WITHOUT THIS FAAAAAACE!!!”

|| Bein’ pretty liberal with followbacks right now but I’m really only interested in a SFW timeline, no hard feelings if curation has to happen.

I AM BEYOND CRYPTO

RETURN OF THE GOAT

“I said SAIKYO! Not shush!”

“Now I dunno what a ‘dispute’ is, but if it’s proof you want, I got it right here in Ultra Widescreen HD!” Shoves a DVD documentary about Saikyo into her face. “2 hours of Super Saikyo Action! Make sure to apply for lessons if you’re impressed!”

Spinning a sign outside his dojo, advertising open enrollment! However, he hasn’t noticed the wrong side of it is pointed to those passing by.

“Thanks, I try!”

Ever think of replacing your hair buns with two sirens?

That’s as silly as wearing a headband as a scarf!

“Geez, I’ve heard of firm grasps, but you gotta dial it down with merchandise.” Not really sure what to make of her reaction, considering he can’t see her eyes, but luckily he fishes out a second copy! “You might just learn how to keep that under control if you take lessons!”

Hey can I use your bathroom?

Too late.

BECAUSE I’M THE BEST.

That’s your opinion.

Whoa-hoa, funny image! Wouldn’t let that happen to me though.