BREAKING 🚨: The earthquake off the coast of Russia has been upgraded to a magnitude 8.8. This is now the 6th strongest earthquake ever recorded on Earth.

In 7 minutes water levels just rose 7 feet at Midway Island, 1300 miles west of Honolulu, Hawaii, as tsunami waves arrived.

Hire this man! / S05E22 The Opposite #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

Imagine making $163,475,636 in the NBA and then getting arrested for raking your PLO home game

I'm no ⚾ baseball elitist. At Christie Pits watching independent ball.

Is kayak the only palindrome where the object it describes also looks the same backwards?

Goodbye Norman! / S07E22 The Bottle Deposit (Part 2) #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

July 31st 1992 While performing his song "Don Henley Must Die" at the Austin nightclub Hole In The Wall, the psychobilly singer Mojo Nixon is surprised when Henley, who happened to be in the neighborhood, climbs up on stage and joins him on the song. In doing so, Henley shows

Just checked 👀 Yankees bullpen still trash 🗑️

I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes. They're meaningless! / S09E08 The Betrayal #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

Jokes where the comedy comes from something being boring. -a thread

The Barefoot Running subreddit is amazing because half the posts are like “loving the journey so far, however I catastrophically destroyed my foot, any experience with this?”

Okay so that Miles Davis quote "if you hit a wrong note, it's the next note you play that determines if it's good or bad" applies to basically everything

Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement. / S08E09 The Abstinence #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

Garth Hudson or Dr. John

Shout out to corn, surviving the entire digestive process, then waving up at us from the toilet like "I'm still here, wockaflocka!"

Best use of a real song on the The Simpsons?

All this smoke in the air has the moon 🌝 looking orange like Mars.