Every coat is a tailcoat if you are a cat

This bath bomb tastes awful

Can I get a refund on this year?

If one more ✨THING✨happens I’m gonna lose it

Everything is still on track for Nov. 4th: 1.6 update on Switch, Xbox, PlayStation, iOS & Android. All platforms will receive the new 1.6.9 update as well, including PC.

wE WiLl CoNsIdEr ReLeAsE oF pOLiCy LiMiTs

For the love of god you have the HIPAA please confirm THE BALANCE

Pip and Clove love when I work from home bc they get to bask in the warm laptop fan

👁️👁️👄👁️👁️

Howdy pardner in crime

Everytime I see an improv dance I am CERTAIN they’re in love

let them eat cake ♡

Talking to hospital billing departments makes me irrationally furious - DO YOU WANT TO BE PAID OR NOT

Every time there’s nice weather I’m reminded that I’m a little houseplant on god’s shelf

*squeaks a spell upon thine ass*

Famous last worms

this is BEYONDDD sickening i’m obsessed

If ur sad just show a little cleavage

Coming to you this October…

Nothing worse than checking out as Stephen King audiobook and finding out that it’s narrated by the author