Trump approval rating: 27% Adult US Illiteracy Rate: 28% #Fellas

Trump going from Venezuela to Iran is basically like me trading. Venezuela? Perfect setup, worked but I sized too small. Next trade? I am euphoric, I go 10x size on a shitty setup: Iran. It goes wrong. But I am trapped, keep adding size and blame the market for being wrong.

Confucius says: “If you call your allies cowards in February, don’t expect help in March you stupid cunt”.

Week 1: “We won” Week 2: “We’re winning” Week 3: “Send help”

Trump: "The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities." Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

On the Strait of Hormuz we've gone from: 1. Don't need help 2. We need help 3. Why aren't folks helping? 4. Helps on the way 5. Not telling you who is helping 6. Helps not actually on the way but we don't need it anyway 7. We may just abandon it and leave it to everyone else

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😳 MY BRAIN CAN’T EVEN COMPREHEND BEING THIS TALENTED.

If the war in Iran gets any worse Trump might have to consider releasing the Epstein files as a distraction from how poorly it's going

A Polish dance group, Fair Play Crew, drew global attention by recreating on stage the stiff and synchronized movements of 1980s fighting video games, such as the classic International Karate. I've seen this so many times, still cracks me up 😂

AI is gonna take your job and your girl.

If it took you 10 years to figure out Trump was a grifter, you are a mark.

Who did this lmao

Donald Trump has the slowest GDP growth of any President in the last 100 years. The top three are Democrats. 6 out of the bottom 8 are Republicans. But yeah, Republicans are good for the economy!

The most epic fail in the history of politics was the MAGA base believing Trump would give the slightest fuck about them.

He is repeating every foreign and domestic policy mistake the US has made over the last five decades, but he's doing it with a gracelessness, cluelessness, and corruption that has no precedent.

The bombs are still falling. But Washington has already lost. A former US military adviser said what most analysts are thinking: Trump’s war on Iran has alienated every ally America has left. Not some. All of them. Military victories can be measured in targets destroyed. This

Mueller, She Wrote

I'm glad we can say retard again Because half of you elected a retard as president

I thought I understood painting… I was wrong.