"To die would be an awfully big adventure"

New year. New hate.

Trouble in tummy town?

Got a letter saying I need a medical exam to keep my drivers license... $150 bucks to say "he's good" thanks government and diabetes #pshhhh

Said by Ryan Stead needing smokes on the plane... "When we land I'm just gonna light the pack on fire and eat it"

This Saturday we play my hometown!!!! Headlining #NashvilleNorth at the Calgary Stampede

Sorry for my absence, forgot how to tweet. Will be playing a headlining set at the #calgarystampede with my homie Wes Mack BE THURRR

You're never gonna grow up, you're never gonna be a man... you pee your pants.

Shipping off to #calgarystampede yeee hawww!!!! We play Saturday night 10pm at #nashvillenorth disclaimer: everyone will be drunk

People... please stop running into traffic trying to catch a dam Pokémon. Not worth your life, others or mine. STOP #PokemonGO

Selma and Luigi Shane Prois

Thanks to Wes Mack & Matt Good for such great shows! Can't wait for Shawn Hook & Moist - The Band tonight!

You are someone else, I am still right here

Feeling a little defeated today... need some time away to clear my head. Off to Penticton!!!

Can't wait to play this and hang out with all of you in London!!!!! #NewShowAnnouncement CCMA #FanFest!!! x.com/country929/sta…

So. Good. x.com/madelinemerlo/…

Always know who your homies are.

I may be the only person left that doesn't care how I don't have the newest phone, clothes or shoes. I care about my own life. Wake up kids

"You can get pretty fucked up in a suit." Emma Flemington