THE POLAR BEAR!!!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING RIGHT NOW????

Screw sleep. #LFGM

LET’S FUCKIN’ GO New York Mets 🧡💙

Yeah. HOW 'BOUT THEM METS??!!

How can you not be romantic about Baseball

FOX Sports: MLB New York Mets Citi field the Mets are 15-2 last 17 games

Good lord a subway series would knock my rocks off. LET'S GO METS.

Mets were by far the better team this series. Congrats to Mets. I'll be rooting for you guys the rest of the way.

Hope the Philadelphia Phillies have good golf clubs. I get it, not everyone can handle NYC. #LGM

If you American…

Hey Ace Bailey did Rutgers Men’s Basketball 🏀 win tonight?

Today’s choice of violence: DoorDash Race. 3 orders from 3 separate accounts to the same address. Let the games begin.

I can now see when Android users are typing in messages back to iPhone users... Apple using keylogging??

Wasting AI resources just to make these

Hey Grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile. Don’t tag them, just say their name

Musicians and those that study music, sound, and just generally are audiophiles are the most in-tune with the universe. #audiophile

Watch me go chameleon with those constant negative feelings.

Oh hell yeah ride the lighting!!

Howard Hamlin sat next to me at the bar and we talked about firetrucks. It was awesome. #bettercallsaul

Meta really looks like the test case company of “let’s see how much money we can blow without actually doing anything”