Me: going to the store u guys need anything? Them:

My 11 year old nephew just said “oh my sigma rizzler”

Huge pile of shit aka flying United Airlines!!!!! Missed connection due to a delay on their end and no help desk / no one to help rebook flight. Thanks!

Happy new year type shit

Writing a Speak Low song and feeling good about it.

I love SZA

Subletting your LA apartment for 5 days is so 🤣🤣🤣🤣 be for real, you’re out of town for a long weekend 🤣🤣🤣

went to buy some wine and the woman at the store described it as “barnyardy” and “zippy” ok ya I’ll take it

Sincerely heartbreaking news. Rest in peace, you absolutely lovable freak! Thanks for the many years of inspiration and the confidence to be unabashedly strange.

That moment when you nearly shit yourself at your in-laws >

We ❤️ LA. All proceeds go to California Community Foundation Wildfire Recovery to help the Los Angeles fires relief effort. Available for Pre-Order now. statechamps.band

You ever drop and shatter a full cerveza in front of your Tia’s that you’re meeting for the first time while hitting the griddy with your 11 year old nephew that you were trying to impress? Embarrassment I’ve seldom felt before.

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little español this evening??

【NEWS】 STATE CHAMPS、6年ぶりのジャパン・ツアーが決定！ 東名阪の3公演にThe BONEZが出演します！ State Champs "JAPAN 2025" with The BONEZ * 4/13 (Sun) OSAKA - YOGIBO META VALLEY* 4/14 (Mon) NAGOYA - RAD HALL* 4/16 (Wed) TOKYO - SHANGRILA* 4/17 (Thu) TOKYO - UNIT e+とICE

JAPAN!! We’re coming back!! Catch us on tour with The BONEZ this April. Tickets go on sale February 1st at 10am local time. Japan is one of our favorite countries to play in. We can’t wait to see you there 🏆🇯🇵❗️

Really excited to finally be coming back to the Philippines! Manila, I know you’ve been waiting so I better see your ass there!!!! PULP Live World Vernon Go 💛💛💛

Hazheart store grand opening was a 🎥

Japan!!! Tickets are on sale now to our tour with The BONEZ ❤️These are going to go fast so grab yours now!! We can’t wait to see you there. statechamps.band

We’re a mile down the road - State Champs is headed to Manila! 🔥 We’re just 3 DAYS AWAY until tickets for STATE CHAMPS IN MANILA officially go on sale! It’s a show you don’t want to miss so save the date,: April 11, 2025, at SM Southmall! 🙌 It’ll be a night to remember for