At what age do you start not blacking out every weekend? Asking for a friend.

Most entertaining part of a phone call? When both people’s voices get quicker and higher competitively until eventually one person hangs up.

Here’s something I wouldn’t have said 10 years ago. “Fairly disappointed I didn’t get a pair of socks for Christmas”

PM Trudeau brings law enforcement & public safety into the homes of all Canadians, emulating very successful Chinese model globalnews.ca/news/4832762/i…

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“Earn with your mind, not your time.” — Naval

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Stars first annual Oktoberfest coming your way Oct 14th in the Dodsland Hall. Come for the beers and bratwurst, Stay for the live music and silent auction. All proceeds go towards supporting the Sr Stars so don’t forget your wallets!

Caution: Harambe has rose from the dead, he's stealing ugly babies and getting them drunk.… instagram.com/p/BMNJJ-1AWiv/

Successfully endured 13 days without blacking out. My mind is operating like Bradley Cooper's in Limitless.

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There are two times you clean your bachelor pad: 1. Before a girl comes over (sometimes) 2. After a ridiculous party (sometimes)

If you’re a vegan, can you only eat the ass of another vegan?