Why couldn’t TikTok shut down yesterday? And stay shut down forever?

This is always the best jersey matchup in sports.

Adele is like Taylor Swift for grownups.

Mr. Jim Irsay, On behalf of everyone please #OpenTheRoof to your lovely home for tonight’s National Championship. Big Boy game deserves big boy weather.

I rarely got into trouble while I was in elementary school because I had the best lawyer class dollars could buy

Brent Lillibridge

The. Boss.

I cannot wait until Mickey Mouse enters the public domain in two years.

Just performed a virtual knee replacement on EdHeads in under 15 minutes. 😤 What did you do today? Yeah I thought so.

I’m incredibly thankful & blessed to have worked on this with Tristan Fluhr & fortunate to have had the opportunity to learn from the most amazing, talented, caring, & hardworking people of Ball State Sports Link. Ik I say it a lot, but I will NEVER take any of it for granted. Never.❤️

Always bet on yourself.

If I were Florida State, I would’ve simply gone 30-0 (on a 13 game schedule) to assure myself a playoff spot.

UPDATED Time zone rankings: 1. Central 2. Mountain 3. Pacific 24. Eastern

“Taylor Swift’s just doing this all for attention!”

Forgot to buy a mask for the eclipse so I’ll raincheck for 2044

Bears stadium on the lake is like in Seinfeld when Kramer wanted to build “levels” in his apartment.

We don’t joke about college football 25 Jarin Matheny 😂😂😂

Wait, since when did Joe Biden drop out of the race?

A fan in the stands became The Pope before the White Sox made it back to the World Series