Be sure to ask Jack Monroe why her story of being away from Twitter has entirely changed in a few short months. Is it possible that perhaps she is lying and manipulating again?

Bloody freezing! I'm warming up the front room with the hairdryer.

Smart Car for sale on Auto trader, comes with private plate 😂

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Reflection of the cathedral caught in LJMU Artschool building yesterday 🪞

Sharing this lovely picture. Muzzer Daftbat 🦩 the dogs remind me of Hester! The two black cats are mine.

Damn.

Hey Southerners, look what £775k gets you oop north
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I think I have the hots for Post Malone 🤔
Those hands...
(and yes, I know he's heavily tattooed irl)

Crying laughing at the replies!

As well as being a #TTPD #TaylorSwift day, I've gone back to The Blue Nile after the mention of Downtown Lights. Easter Parade started the tears & Family Life has just finished me off. It always has, it's like a torture, but so beautiful. Listen to it here youtu.be/Pfnr8eYWOig?si…

Imagine how fucked off I’d be if I missed Harry Styles sitting in front of me because I was on bloody Twitter reading all your shite.

I've just tried talking to husband about Taylor Swift's new album in the same way that he talks to me about football (especially end of season points) - now we *both* understand what it means to be totally disinterested in what the other is saying 🤣

jack antonoff producing the taylor swift album about matty healy and the eventual 1975 album about taylor swift