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I got so confused by all the yard signs, I think I may have voted for a realtor.

I am getting stronger with age! I can lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand!

Thanksgiving is great. That one day a year when bigger thighs is a good thing.

She lived 98 beautiful years; Bob Fosse cast her alongside Gwen Verdon and me in Broadway’s “Sweet Charity” — where she captured every audience, a Tony Award and our hearts forever. Rest in peace, Helen Gallagher.

I love Black Friday, but parking’s an issue so I just stayed here and punched out a couple of people at home.

Doctor said to consume more eggs

The Dentist said I need a crown. I was like, “I know, right?”

Don’t you hate spelling errors! Mix up a couple of letters and your whole post is urined.

If there’s one guy who personifies “ENTERTAINMENT!” it’s a singer, dancer, comedian, actor (on screen, stage and television!) I love you; we all love you — Dick Van Dyke! Happy 99th birthday!

Finally, some closure:

Next December, I’ll choose the next lucky owner of a re-re-re- gifted, nicely embalmed fruitcake from the mid-60’s.

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If you don’t have a valentine for “Valentine’s Day” —- don’t worry about it! You just got through “Groundhog Day” without a groundhog, didn’t you?

Yes, we live on a North Texas ranch and “no” — it’s not a desert here! Big sky, nice creeks, beautiful ponds, plenty of wildlife, deep woods — And, did I mention great sunsets?

Wouldn’t you think, after 56 long years and nearly 80,000 miles… my husband would want me to trade it in on something just a little newer? “But, nooooooo…” (From 1969, the 3rd season of “Laugh-In” on NBC.)

I just heard they have a new dating system for people my age. Carbon dating.

You know you’re old when your walker comes with curb feelers and an airbag.

Ruth Ann Buzzi July 24, 1936 - May 1, 2025 Each day with love and laughter — Happily, ever after.

lacyfuneral.com You can add a comment, send a memorial message. Or post your favorite photo of Ruth or with Ruth… And you can observe her Texas “celebration of life” event at the same website at 2 PM central time on May 17th. Ruthie’s family appreciates you very much.

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