Our men are broken.

If thousands of people retweet this, they probably won't fire Louis DeJoy, but it's worth a try

Men will literally partake of the forbidden fruit and then get kicked out of the garden of eden and blame the damnation of all mankind on their wife instead of go to therapy.

Woah. Check Minnesota!

I just watched a pair of Canadian geese proudly walk their baby goslings down the street and I just yelled, "That's so cute! Too bad you'll grow up to be jerks!"

the closed captioning just spelled ganache GNash and I am now obsessed with this fictional rapper

I'm dreadfully certain that some asshole somewhere named their kid Taco Tuesday and I can't stop thinking about it

The other thing haunting me is my sister's story about the 4 friends who made a NYE resolution not to shit their pants this year and none of them made it past March

I am having such a bad mental health day that I'm making bread from scratch without measuring anything as an exercise in harnessing my own chaos. My own structural integrity feels like it's hanging on the structural integrity of this ad hoc bread.

Do some holiday shopping and support Freshwater Theatre! 32auctions.com/freshwater

Weekly Art Hounds recommendations: Wildlife photographer Dudley Edmondson captures the beauty of northern Minnesota’s waters MN Marine Art Museum; a digital one-man play by St. Paul actor Jeremy Motz (@JustMotz) and “The Red Shoes” Open Eye Theatre. mprnews.org/story/2021/10/…

Auction closes on 10/24- pick up some holiday gifts: 32auctions.com/organizations/…

"I raised accomplished women, but when I brag, I brag about raising compassionate women." Ma Virkus (the GOAT of Mas)

"I sure haven't been given accurate second hand information about this"-- Ma Virkus

I have decided to use my Instagram to document the wit and wisdom of Ma Virkus' texts. Please enjoy as I upload these for posterity. instagram.com/p/CasOaMxl2dy/…

If you can't beat them, feed them.: Ma's Peanut Butter Jumble Cookies aleeos.blogspot.com/2021/09/mas-pe…

It wasn't a normal middle finger, y'all.

If you let any story cut through all the Twitter noise today, please let it be this: At least six local news websites across Alabama and Florida have been secretly taking payments from power companies to run stories attacking clean energy + other policies npr.org/2022/12/19/114…

Today I learned that if you set fire to a porta potty, all that remains is a small amount of plastic and a pile of shit.