Three new models of Labour's "Inaction Man" #WeMightActuallyPullThisOff #StarmerIsTerrible

Yes 0% that seems quite likely. Polling forecasts are reliable. I will be keeping my seat, watch this space folks.

No conviction. No plan. No refunds.

Boo to the spectre of socialism! Bring back Boris! Rule Britannia! Please won't someone save our safe seats?

This is actually an interactive art installation, and will shortly be moved to another safer location (along with my furniture)

I'm taking part in the "Great Rushcliffe Pothole Survey" so I'm quite busy right now. However, once I've finished the hole (sic joke) constituency I'll be available for TV interviews, radio interviews, and possibly, job interviews. Contact my agent for a CV #RuthEdwardsMP

Yes that's me out door knocking. I'm not shook, and wellies were definitely the right choice of footwear. #VoteRuth #VoteRishi #VoteRushcliffe #SaveRushcliffe #SaveRishi #SaveRuth

I'm also hiding in here too, so shut up everyone who says they've not seen me!

Labour are coming for your money Rushcliffe!

Boo Labour! No more dodgy energy companies!

Hey kids! #VoteTory playing dress up with people your age will be great fun, and it's fairly unlikely we'll ship you off to be shot at.

Why leave it so late? Labour lost nearly five years ago and they've only just got a candidate in place? People say it's me that isn't taking the job seriously! Surely Rushcliffe doesn't want ANOTHER carpet bagger with central party connections and priorities?

Bollocks.

As Rushcliffe's new MP votes to cut the winter fuel allowance, on top of voting to keep the two child benefit cap, in a month where he's opened a private healthcare clinic, residents might be wondering if they really voted the Tories out of Rushcliffe.

Labour have become so vile that the *actual Tories* are showing more care and compassion

When did Sauron drop out?!

Odd that she's paid so much, and her son was gifted a safe seat, all after taking a leading role in bringing down a Tory prime minister as a civil servant. Almost as if the two things were related

As Rachel Reeves prepares to tax businesses up the wazoo today, it’s worth remembering that not one person in this Labour Cabinet has ever started a business. This Budget will be the work of a Cabinet of career politicians, trade unionists and lawyers. And it shows.

This is fabulous, it looks like we're the compassionate ones.

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