My Take Aways: • Ravens respect the Bird Team Alliance • Jets are now honorary Bird Team • Robert Kraft knows ball • Saints gonna run the push • Fins don’t understand toughness • Lions & Jags confirmed not frauds • why are we surprised Gannon/Steichen fear the push??

.Washington Commanders Philadelphia Eagles Jalen Carter different way of defeating a block. Different kinda talent. #FlyEaglesFly #BaldysBreakdowns

the king wears a king hat and lives in a king house 💯

my uber driver is a real natural

this place sells hoagies that are portals to another hoagie

Honestly, yeah kinda.

Prayers for Landon & shame on Adam Schefter for misleading. Landon limped to the sideline with assistance, and then rode shotgun to the locker room. Injuries are tragic enough, don’t let the news dorks monetize them with manipulative “reporting”

Nah, Australian lineman are like Australian toilets; they don’t rotate right

My Guys for Fantasy ‘25 🚀 QB: Jalen Hurts QB: Bo Nix RB: Josh Jacobs RB: Isaiah Pacheco RB: Zach Charbonnet WR: Nico Collins WR: Jameson Williams WR: Ricky Pearsall TE: Tucker Kraft TE: Colston Loveland

Folks don’t understand football at all and it drives me insane. It’s not a linear game where every play is drawn up to score. This is why FanDuel owns y’alls house, they got you confused on the sport.

I feel safe to victory lap this one

Just realized people hate Jalen Hurts cause you can’t just box-watch his games, which forces them to confront the fact they don’t actually like football…

The issue with this thinking is that A) it’s very obvious… & B) we won So, assuming the coaches know they need to mix up these calls, in actuality we’re a 2-0 team that’s put out exclusively unusable tape. That’s a good thing 👍

Jalen Hurts “can’t throw over the middle of the field” but any other QB is just so benevolent they “refuse to throw hospital balls” 🤔🤔

holy shit

call me crazy but Tyreek Hill & Rashee Rice are a lot better than Hollywood Brown & Tyquan Thorton 😀

“Daniel Jones has Downs! And the officials confirm it !!”

Hot take: Jalen Hurts got mildly concussed yesterday & when AJ Brown begged yesterday Hurts just went full drunk friend mode

Sirianni would box the ears off this turtle

Melted ice is the best drink in the world I’m bout to start leaving cubes out around the house